英文炫酷短句
1、风吹散的情话终究沙哑，已经走远的人不爱也罢 。
The love words scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and those who have gone far do not love it.
2、还好我是个胖子，无聊的时候可以掐我的肚子 。
Fortunately, I'm a fat man. I can pinch my stomach when I'm bored.
3、别羡慕别人腿长腰细，你的体胖心宽别人也没有 。
Don't envy others that their legs are long and their waist is thin. Your body is fat and your heart is wide.
4、冷漠的一笑，都给我滚吧，我什么都看不见了 。
Cold smile, give me to get out of it, I can't see anything.
5、小姐的胡须长得如此委婉，想必是位大家闺秀咯 。
Miss's beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady.
6、老师，你看上哪个家长就直说，别老开家长会 。
Teacher, you can tell which parent you like. Don't hold parent meeting.
7、你放弃了前程，放弃了所以，最后也把我放弃了 。
You gave up the future, gave up, so, finally gave me up.
8、瘦不了的永运在骚动，胖不了的永远有恃无恐 。
The eternal fortune that can't be thin is in a commotion, and the one who can't be fat is always fearless.
9、你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地掘B浪费人民币 。
You waste air alive, waste land when you die, waste RMB by digging B.
10、让时间带走这一切的悲伤，给我们一次重生 。
Let time take away all the sadness and give us a rebirth.
11、你是不是在一个世界安静，在另一个世界嚣张 。
Are you quiet in one world and arrogant in another.
12、你就是我的超幸福鞋垫、让我把你踩在脚下 。
You are my super happy insole, let me step on you.
13、我男人已经贴上了我的标签，所以要他请付账 。
My man has put my label on it, so I want him to pay.
14、如果梦醒时还在一起，请允许我们相依为命 。
If we wake up together, please allow us to live together.
15、女人连痛经都能忍了，男人为什么忍不住欲望！
Women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why can't men resist desire!
16、莪们要在有意义的人生中，做没有意义的事 。
We want to do meaningless things in a meaningful life.
17、网上都是萌妹纸，怎么在大街上一个也没有呢！
There are lots of cute girl papers on the Internet. How can there be none on the street!
18、一个班级一个后宫，总有那么几个人在争宠 。
A class a harem, there are always a few people competing for favor.
19、我想告诉你，我一直在减肥，只是没有瘦而已 。
I want to tell you, I've been losing weight, but I'm not.
20、只要我肯努力，什么样的事情我都能学的会 。
As long as I work hard, I can learn anything.
21、心里没有你的人，不要妄想某天他会被你打动 。
If you don't exist in your heart, don't imagine that one day he will be moved by you.
22、不要给我说对不起，不原谅你好像是我的错 。
Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it's my fault not to forgive you.
23、谁在夜里泣不成声，笑说自己，没爱过那个人 。
Who sobbed in the night, smile said that they did not love that person.
24、如果你是来了还会走的人，那我宁愿错过你 。
If you are the one who will go, I would rather miss you.
25、我暗恋的人突然剪了一个光头 。我立马变心了 。
The man I was in love with suddenly had a bald head. I changed my mind immediately.
26、我很丑但是我很温柔，我还敢在街上走一走 。
I'm ugly, but I'm gentle. I dare to walk on the street.
27、暂时的敌人，永恒的利益，自古都是这个理儿 。
The temporary enemy, the eternal interests, has always been this principle since ancient times.
28、不管你去往何方，一定要带着阳光板的心情启程 。
No matter where you go, you must set out with the mood of sunshine board.
29、我可以学着对你宽容，但绝不允许你对我放纵 。
I can learn to be tolerant to you, but never allow you to indulge me.
30、你之于我，犹如一扇门，隔开了我与外界的维系 。
You are to me like a door, separating me from the outside world.
31、把我的热情当水饮，总有烫伤你舌头的那一天 。
Take my enthusiasm as water, and you'll burn your tongue one day.
32、不管你的面子有多大，在我这里你只有一次机会 。
No matter how big your face is, you only have one chance with me.
33、生活就像忐忑，没有准确的词，却是惊心动魄 。
Life is like fear, there is no accurate word, but it is thrilling.
34、想把你变小，放进离心脏最近的口袋，天天携带 。
I want to make you smaller, put it in the pocket closest to the heart and carry it every day.
35、买卖不在了，人都跑没影了，还说什么仁义呢 。
Business is no longer there, people are running out of shadow, what is benevolence and righteousness.
36、赚钱像接露水那么辛苦，花钱却像流水那么迅速 。
Making money is like catching dew, but spending money is like running water.
37、那么多人当中我脑海只出现你是我唯一的笨蛋 。
Among so many people, I only think that you are my only fool.
38、你就像盛夏里的番茄，活的很鲜艳，烂的很彻底 。
You are like a tomato in midsummer. You are bright and rotten thoroughly.
39、有种特别没劲儿的生活状态，我觉得就是穷的 。
There is a kind of life state which is very weak. I think it is poor.
40、今天是我的生日，她都没有给我发一条信息 。
Today is my birthday, she did not send me a message.
41、我爱的人，我要亲手给你幸福，别人我不放心！
I love the people, I will personally give you happiness, others I do not trust!
42、有人说我懒得抽筋，其实我连抽筋都懒得抽 。
Some people say I'm too lazy to have cramps. In fact, I don't even have cramps.
43、都说女人如衣服，你不穿衣服，好意思出去吗 。
They say that women are like clothes. If you don't wear clothes, do you want to go out.
44、无人护我当软妹子，只能自学成才成女汉子 。
No one to protect me when a soft sister, can only learn to become a woman.
45、凡事都要试一试，别说什么不稀罕，都是借口 。
Try everything. Don't say it's rare. It's all an excuse.
46、我们都很倔，一个不会挽留，一个不会回头 。
We are very stubborn, one will not retain, one will not turn back.
47、明知道爱情不可靠，可我还是拼命地往里面跳 。
Knowing that love is unreliable, I still try my best to jump inside.
48、俺们学习鸟语，要一直学成鸟人，方成正果 。
We learn bird language, we must always learn to be Birdman, in order to achieve the right results.
49、贱可贱，非可贱，天行贱，君子以自贱不息 。
Cheap can be cheap, can not be cheap, nature is cheap, gentleman from cheap.
50、因为在乎，才会乱想 。若不在乎，我想都不想 。
Because I care, I think. If I don't care, I don't want to.
51、哭，并不是因为脆弱，而是因为坚强得太久 。
Cry, not because of frailty, but because strong too long.
52、不要过分善良，毕竟有些人，真的挺不是人的 。
Don't be too kind. After all, some people are not human.
53、什么都涨价了，就特么的钱包里的钱没涨价 。
The price of everything has gone up, but the price of the money in his wallet has not increased.
54、别在背地里说我坏话，说不定我就站在你身后 。
Don't speak ill of me behind my back. Maybe I will stand behind you.
55、如果你不是瞎子，就不会去用耳朵去了解我 。
If you're not blind, you won't get to know me with your ears.
56、生活，就是我妈把我生出来，我就必须活下去 。
Life is that my mother gave me birth and I have to live.
57、只要你愿意陪我吃苦，我愿为你做下山猛虎 。
As long as you are willing to accompany me to bear hardships, I am willing to be a tiger down the mountain for you.
58、我祈求上帝让我发达，但上帝却一直让我发福 。
I pray to God to make me rich, but God has always made me fat.
59、等我的心没了感觉时，那么谁都伤害不了我 。
When my heart doesn't feel, then no one can hurt me.
60、昨天晚上睡不着 。数月亮，数到一半就睡着了 。
【英文炫酷短句】I couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep half way through.
